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Internet Marketing Experts / almost 2 years ago
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The other day I received a one-sentence message from the contact page on this site:

We are Internet Marketing experts who can help you answer these questions, drive mass traffic to your site, and dramatically increase sales.

This was a relief, because I had been trying to answer these questions. Also I haven’t had a sale around here for as long as I can remember.

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:::Comments:::

\__________ Rachelle -- almost 2 years ago __________/
You'd think Internet Marketing experts could do a little better than that.
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\__________ Me -- almost 2 years ago __________/
That reminds me of the mouseover on xkcd.com/125.
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